Exhibit B is no prize, either. It seems like somebody stuck the pieces of this kitty condo to this poor woman's sweater. Why? Are they protective gear for some odd futuristic sport?
Exhibit C is from Yves St Laurent. This clothing line will undoubtedly survive this tragic misstep, but it would tank a new designer. I have no doubt this model is a lovely, shapely girl, and this sweater hides it masterfully. And if that wasn't enough, adding hip pockets definitely is not amping up the style quotient. We all have our dumpling shaped clothes, or at least I hope we do. They're cozy. But they're not attractive. This sweater reminds me of a Snuggy, except not machine washable. Very sad.
I said I felt snarky. That's what I get for not knitting much this week. I'll cheer up...