Knitting in 2011 is going to be different for me. Resolutions have never been a process I've done, but I've seen it work for other people, so this year I'm in. In 2011 I resolve to:
1. Knit during classier TV shows. No more Ginsu Knife infomercials for me, no! I'm going to knit during Masterpiece Theatre and Inside the Actor's Studio. This will add an air of class and sophistication to my work, not to mention a pretentious accent.
2. Knit with more color. I knit with subtle, muted earthy colors now (brown and black), and nature has shown us that this is a losing strategy in evolution. Adaptability and bright plumage are what have allowed the alligator to make it this far, and I need to liven up my palate at least as far as the beautiful colors of the all-enduring alligator. I will branch out into green.
3. Knit every day. Right now I knit almost exclusively at night, and the knitting is getting self conscious about it, like I'm embarrassed to be seen with it or something. No more. I will knit proudly in the daylight every day. In my house. Alone. With the curtains closed. (Baby steps.)
4. Knit with white wine. White wine doesn't stain. Need I say more?
5. Knit with more recycled materials. Right now I knit with my grandmother's WWII era needles as much as I can, and seam up with her tapestry needles. (God, I miss her!) I have since learned from a girlfriend that if you go to yard sales, you can get a whole bunch of used needles and notions for the change under your car seat! New addi turbos are $15 a pop. That would buy all the needles in a whole town of yard sales! No more new stuff for me - recycling is in. Oh, and it keeps stuff out of the landfills.
6. Realize that size doesn't matter. What are we, men? We should not be so preoccupied about measuring things. Gauge swatches, palm circumferences, chest measurement, yardage... All that is nonsense. What matters is that I finish stuff. Who cares what size it is?
7. Come up with new knitting sayings. Everyone knows "close knit" and "spinning a yarn." How about "it's a wrap" - well, bad example. Or "balls to the wall" - crap. Or "stick it", "pins and needles", "coming unraveled" - um - on second thought, there are plenty of good knitting sayings. I resolve to use them more often.
That's it. This changes everything! It's going to be a wonderful year.